Can't Read Eric Cartman's Poker Face.

By Benedict Wee

Last night's episode of South Park (broadcasted in the US) featured the ever-psychotic Eric Cartman singing Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" on Rock Band.

Now while I hate anything and everything that has to do with the singer and her inane music, I will concede that Eric does a fine job of singing the aforementioned song and it managed to produce a chuckle or two from me when I was watching the clip.

"Poker Face" isn't available on Rock Band though, but it should be. Think of the Cartmans of the world belting out that horrid song and you'll get your Halloween ring tone right there.

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Kotaku - Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" Comes To Rock Band - In South Park

Bear Tear Out Your Ribcage? There's An iPhone App For That.

It's funny cause many (obnoxious) people believe it's true.

Kanye Is A Jerk... Even In Pokemon

As seen on GoNintendo

Hitler Is Pissed Off At iPod Touches Without Cameras

By Benedict Wee

He's not the only one.

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Gizmodo - Hitler Rants About iPod Touch's Missing Camera

Scary Rickshaw Robot Slave-Kid

By Benedict Wee

This video of a robot slave-child pulling an actual kid on a rickshaw might be a sign of the times that androids will be integrated into our society in the near future.

Let's just hope when they attain consciousness that they'll be more merciful to us than we are of them in the robot-uprising.

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Gizmodo - Enslaved Robot Child Pulls Rickshaw, Dooms Humanity For Certain

Informercial For Informercial Stopper Will Make You Cross-eyed If You Think Too Hard

By Benedict Wee

Gizmodo - Informercial For Infomercial Stopper May Cause Reality To Fold In On Itself

The Alarm Clock That Doesn't Shut Up

By Benedict Wee

I'm not the biggest fan of being woken up by my HTC Magic's alarm every morning no matter what tone I set it and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to wake up to one of these things that never stops talking.

Clockman comes in green, pink, yellow or blue but you're not supposed to choose him based on your color preference. You choose him based on your blood type.

Yup, one Clockman each for AB, A, B and O types. What does your blood have to do with being waken up by a cute-sounding voice too early to be heard in the morning? I dunno. It's probably a marketing gimmick.

If you're ever thinking about what to get your mortal enemy this holiday season, this is the present to give.

Gizmodo - I Want To Kill Clockman

Do You Want To Date My Avatar?

By Benedict Wee

Best MMORPG music video ever.

Stop Google Ads In Gmail (And Freak Everyone Out In Your Contact List While You're At It)

By Benedict Wee

Lifehacker has found a way to remove the "Sponsored Links" ads that appear around your email boxes in Gmail by using words referencing tragic or catastrophic events.

By typing:

I enjoy the massacre of ads. This sentence will slaughter ads without a messy bloodbath.

as your signature you'll be able to eliminate those pesky ads surrounding your inbox. On the flip side though your colleagues, friends or whoever is on the receiving end might start avoiding you till you explain it to them.

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Lifehacker - Massacre Gmail Ads With These Two Sentences (And Some Tragic Words)

The Circle Of No Life and Apple vs. Apple

By Benedict Wee

Artist Erin Hanson does a take of our current societal trends.

My personal favorite is the Apple one.

It's funny cause it's true. Then after that, it becomes sad...

Am also guilty of this

Find her (very frank and honest) work here.

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Gizmodo - The Circle of No Life

Walt Mossberg: The Only Technology Journalist In The World Talks About Windows 7

By Benedict Wee

If you haven't gotten the subtle hints from the video...

he's an Apple fanboy

Walt Mossberg: The Only Technology Journalist In The World (who is a puppet)

By Benedict Wee

This is funny, but do not watch it in front of children.

Why you should download Internet Explorer 8

By Benedict Wee

Ah Dean Cain, you crack me up. O.M.G.I.G.P is a real problem though, thats not funny (Yes it is)

Source: Gizmodo